Retrograde Lemonade (well.. tea)

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iced tea.. Long Island style @trussandtwine

Mercury retrograde is upon us, when the little things in life suddenly turn on us in irritating ways. Don’t ask me why, there is no scientific explanation (yet) why the perceived backwards travel of a small planet millions of miles away would affect our communication here on Earth. Yet, anecdotally I can tell you it does seem to have an effect, and patience is a virtue during these times.

In the Western (whatever that ever meant) magical tradition, this is a good time for being a little, umm, deceptive if that’s something that is required for the task at hand. So what more appropriate cocktail than the Long Island Iced Tea? It looks like a simple glass of iced tea, but whoa does it pack a punch! Here’s an updated version that is easy to make at home (pro tip- just buy the airplane bottles of any spirit you don’t have in your home bar) to get you through any electronic malfunctions or deception thrown your way.

  • 1/2oz each vodka, gin, rum, tequila, and triple sec (all the clear stuff typically found in a typical bar)
  • 3/4oz simple syrup
  • 1oz lemon juice
  • splash of cola

shake all ingredients except for cola, pour over ice and top with cola

Oh, and there maybe some deception involved in the origin of this dive bar classic, you can read all about it here..

https://www.cvindependent.com/index.php/en-US/food-drink/cocktails/item/5178-on-cocktails-it-s-time-to-give-the-long-island-iced-tea-a-little-credit-for-being-the-influential-cocktail-that-it-is

retrograde schmetrograde